Episode Seventeen: As Christmas Nears, Jack Continues to Try and Escape; Tony and Bart Torment Jack by Showing Him Videos of Jennifer and Patrick Spending Time Together. [Air
date December 22nd, 2004]
JACK:
I
don't know.... (sitting down, groans) uuughh.... who
is trying to break into this castle, but I am going to
leave them a note
CASSIE: (In agreement) Hmmm. JACK: (Cont; still writing something) ....and they will hopefully read it, as they're (motioning "passing by") passing by in the hallway. CASSIE: (Not convinced) That's your plan? JACK: (Looks up with an expression like "how can you doubt it will not work!") Ahhh, yes, that is my plan.
CASSIE:
Okay, and what if one of the guards sees it?
JACK:
(Gesturing) I don't know! I'm just making this up as
I go along. Look, we've got to do the best we can, here! (Gesturing) Besides,
they know (tearing off his note) that I am going to do
whatever it takes to get out of here (folding up the note, showing it
to her) and get back to my family.
JACK:
(Cont.) Now, give me a hand (using her as leverage to get up).
CASSIE: (Helping to pull him up) Come on! JACK: Okay, all right!
JACK:
Okay, don't try this at home.
JACK:
Okay, one! (showing her the note one last time); two! (beginning to slip
the note); and vooooilá! (the note slips under the door).
JACK:
(Grunts) Okay.
CASSIE: Jack, I don't know if you're note's going to work. JACK: Oh come on now, (swinging their arms) if it doesn't work, I'll try something else. (Letting go, gesturing) If that doesn't work we'll try something else, and if that doesn't work we.... we.... we.... (waving his arms around) we'll try something else! Look, (gesturing wildly) we have to do whatever it takes to get out of here! And we're going to get out of here! We're going to get back, and I'm going to see--
GUARD
#1:
COME WITH ME (grabbing Cassie roughly by the arm, and pulling her)!
CASSIE: NO, I DON'T WANT! JACK: WAIT A MINUTE!
CASSIE:
NO, I SAID I DON'T WANT--
JACK:
WAIT A MINUTE! CASSIE WAIT....
CASSIE: JAAACKKK!
GUARD:
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!
JACK: WAIT A MINUTE! DON'T TAKE--
JACK:
DON'T TAKE--
JACK:
Someone
has got to find that note!
[Air
date December 23rd, 2004]
JACK:
I'm coming home to you, Jennifer. (Taping his fingers on his other arm)
To you, Abigail and our baby boy.
JACK:
I will be home for Christmas!
JACK:
(Grunting)
Okay, (picking the lock) I just.... make this work just right, and....
(struggling, grunts) okay....
JACK:
(Looking at the cuffs) Good--
TONY:
Are
you going somewhere, Jack?
TONY:
(Cont.) Why, you could have at least waited until I gave you a Christmas
surprise!
TONY:
You
try that again, Jack, I promise you you'll have the shock
of your life!
JACK:
Sooo, tell me, what's going on?
TONY: (Feigning ignorance) "Going on?" JACK: (Indicating with his hand) Yeah, th.... the explosion, guards running, shouting, what's happening? TONY: (Grinning malicious) Oh, that, that was just Bo and Billie. JACK: (Excited) Bo and Billie are here?! (Getting up) They're looking for Cassie and me! TONY: No, I'm afraid not, no, they are looking for somebody else. JACK: Someone else? So there are Sur-vivors being prisoner here, other than-- TONY: (Interrupting) Face it, you and Cassie are dead! There's no help coming, not now, not ever! JACK: So what happened what happened to Bo and Billie? Where are they now, what happened? TONY: I don't know, I suppose when they could not find what they are looking for, they decided to leave. JACK: But they know.... They know something is going on! (excited, walks over to the window and points to the outside) Something is going on, they're (turning to Tony) suspicious of what is going on here! TONY: Yes, I'm sure they'll alert the police. (Smugily) Fortunately.... they're on the di Mera pay roll (smiles).
TONY:
Jack, (enjoying Jack's suffering) things are looking rather hopeless
aren't they? Hmm, but you know then I.... come to think.... "what's
going to happen to Jennifer, back there in Salem?....
TONY:
(Cont.) ....with those two children, and all alone, and
at Christmas no less. (Pretending it is making him cry) It's heartbreaking!
TONY:
Oh, ah, well, speaking (continuing to tap his head) of Christmas, ha,
I promised you a surprise! And a surprise, you shall
have!
JENNIFER:
Patrick it's not your problem! I shouldn't even be asking
for your help.
PATRICK: (Takes her hand, in both of his) But I want to help you!
TONY:
Looks like someone has a rooster in his hen house.Hmm, well, perhaps the
loving Jennifer won't be so lonely over the holidays after all.
JACK:
Makes you wonder who else (looking around) Tony's got here besides Cassie
and me. (Sighing, shouting towards the door) HELLO! IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?
JACK:
HELLO, CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?
JACK:
Of course not, (pacing) this place is a fortress. The walls are two feet
thick
JACK:
Still I've got to find out a way out of here. I've got to get back to
Jennifer.
JACK:
I have to get out of here. I.... (sigh) I (walking around) have to get
back to you and....
JACK:
(Cont.) Abigail, and the baby before.... (sighing) (saying his name with
hatred) Patrick Lockhart hijacks my life!
[Air
date December 31st, 2004]
JACK:
Okay,
okay.....
JACK:
....get that on here.
JACK:
Oh. Oh, no! Oh, no.
JACK:
Ah.
JACK:
Ah, ah, ah. Ah.
BART:
What the hell are you doing?
JACK: (Looking down at the candlestick in his hand) Ah, buuh, what does it look like I'm doing? I'm ah... ah (flexing his arms, holding the candle stick) I'm working out. (Flexing) working out! BART: Aha, well take five Muscles!
BART:
(Cont.) Cause, I really got something that's going to pump (slaps his
hands together [like the SNL Arnold satire skits]) you
up!
BART:
You
are about to see your not so lonely widow....
BART:
(Cont.)
and her live-in stud boyfriend Patrick Lockhart (hiting
the screen and turn a knob) together.... (looking at Jack, enjoying torturing
him) live St. Luke's. You (pointing and waving a finger)if
I am not mistaken....
BART:
(Cont.) You can even hear wedding bells. Ding dong.
JACK:
What the hell?
BART: They make an attractive couple, don't they?
JACK:
That's St. Luke's but it doesn't look like they're getting
married.
BART: (Turning to Jack) Oh, maybe not today, but according to the Count it's just a matter of time. (Gesturing) I mean, they're already shacking up.
BART:
(Cont.) And with Patrick playing World's Coolest Daddy to Abigail
and Jack, Jr., (gesturing) you just know, (pointing)
before long, (pointing to the screen) he's going to be going to be Hubby
Number Two. Or is it Three? (Gesturing) Do we count you twice, how does
that work?
JACK: Just sh.... sh.... shut up! SHUT UP! BART: (Putting his hands and palms together) Hey I wonder if she is going to change the kids' last name? (Making a questioning gesture) I mean who wouldn't want to lose "Deveraux?" Right, I mean, (throwing up his arms) a bitch, bitch to spell, and the.... "x" is silent.
BART:
Hey, (snapping his fingers) "Abigail Lockhart!"
"Jack Patrick Lockhart!" (Gesturing) Now those
got a nice ring to it, don't you think?
JACK:
Jennifer?
JENNIFER: Hmmm? JACK: I love you! And I always will. JENNIFER: And I'll always love you, Jack!
JACK:
Wait a minute....
JACK:
(Cont.) I've just got a great idea! From now on, every
anniversary I'll marry you all over again.
JENNIFER: (Smiling back at him, with great love, but thinking he is teasing) Really? Every year, every anniversary? JACK:
You don't (grinning seductively) believe me! All right,
next year at this time, you and me.... St. Luke's....
Is it a date?
BART:
(Enjoying Jack's torment). Who'd 'a thunk it.
BART:
(Cont.; making clicking noise) That Lockhart, is a real
romantic guy.
JACK:
How the hell are they doing this, this can't be real.
BART: Oh, oh, oh this is "real" all right! The wedding video-ographer is on the di Mera payroll. And he is one of the best!
BART:
(Cont.) Ah, hmm, can even get hidden cameras into people's
private homes
(looking around pretending he is telling Jack a secret, whispering) without
they're knowing it. We're right now trying to work on a zoom lens for
Jennifer's boudoir.
Bart chuckles, enjoying tormenting Jack. Jack is getting more and more angry. BART:
Something tells me that's going to see alot of action. (Sticking in the
knife) Good old stud boy Lockhart bringing his special
brand of comfort to the Widow Deveraux.
Jack cannot take it any longer, he explodes and throws himself on Bart, and begins strangling him. JACK:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
JACK:
NO! ARRRHHHH!
BART:
Y.... YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!
JACK: (Coughs, hoarse) You're lucky I didn't! BART: You're going to be sorry for this, Deveraux! (Pointing, angrily) YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY.... NO DINNER FOR YOU! NO DINNER TONIGHT, AND NO DESSERT FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK !
JACK: I've got to get out of this place!
JACK:
I've got to get out of this place! (Moving the chair, his voice is still
hoarse) Back to my wife.... (he stands on the chair) tonight!
JACK:
Ahhh....
JACK:
Okay, let's pray that this baby works!
JACK:
HEEEEEELLLLLLPPPP! HEEELLLPP, I HURT MYSELF! HELP, GET ME A DOCTOR! HELP!
GUARD
#2: What the hell is this.
JACK:
Yeeess! It's a bull's eye!
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