Scene One: Annalynne, Annie
[one of the main characters] is talking to her new boss,
Katerine Upton; apparently she thinks her boss is a
lesbian and that she has been coming on to her. Annie
asks for time off to go to lunch with her new boyfriend.
She starts babbling about him, comparing him to her
past boyfriends. She admits she sounds "boy crazy,"
obviously to make a none too subtle hint that she is
straight. Her boss has no chance to answer. Annie admits
she *is* boy crazy. She replies,
"That's good to know." Just then some guy
walks into her office.
KATERINE: Peter, hi,
you made it!
PETER:Sorry I'm late.
They hug. Seeing that her boss
is married she is releaved.
KATERINE: Oh, hi.
(Introducing them) This is Annie.
Peter stares at her, appearing
Annie, this is my husband Peter.
ANNIE: Your husband?
PETER: (Offering his
hand to shake) Nice, to meet you Annie.
ANNIE: It's so nice
to meet you too.
Peter continues to stare at
her, looking more than interested. Katerine watches
on. He continues to hold her hand, and she laughs, uncomfortably.
sorry, it's just you're.... (still staring at her lecherously)
even prettier than Katerine described.
ANNIE: (Patting his
chest) Ah, Peter.
Annie does not seem to know
what to say, and is growing more uncomfortable.
PETER: No, I mean
it's just you look alot like (looking over to his wife)
my beautiful wife.
They continue to give off a
creapy vibe. Annie looks more and more uncomfortable.
KATERINE: Twenty years
ANNIE: (Not knowing
how to react) Thanks.
PETER: (Staring at
her, sounding creapy) It's true!
Annie nods, embarrassed,
Peter stares at her, and Katerine looks at her strangely,
but she does not appear jealous, she seems to be into
her husband coming on to Annie. Annie tries to get away.
ANNIE: Okay, well,
ah.... I.... I'm going to head out, like I said I was.
And it was very nice meeting you Peter.
Trying to leave, but he stops
PETER: Ah, wait, wait,
before you go, we're having a little barbeque at the house
on Saturday (looking at his wife).
KATERINE: Yes, and
we would love it if would come.
PETER: It would be
Annie tries to decline.
We'll cook, go swimming.
KATERINE: Ah, (looking
at Peter) I don't swim. I Jacuzzi!
Peter looks at Annie, and Peter
and Katerine laugh. They then return their freaky stares
Come, please join us.
ANNIE: (Nervous, uncomfortable
giggle) Okay. I will try.
She leaves. They watch her.
Katerine lets out a contended sigh. They both, smile
at each other, and then look back out towards where
Annie just left. It is obvious that they think she will
join them, and that they are after some sort of ménage
à trois. One asks if he is cute, the other
groans. She does not know what to do. They think she
should "nip it in the bud," but that might
get her fired. She tells them that she likes the job.
Scene Two: Later Annie returns
home talks to friends. She tells them her boss is not
a lesbian but is married. They think she should be releaved.
She says she is not beause "he is more into me
than she was." She tells them how they invited
her to their place "to *Jacuzzi*!" They
are sure her boss and her husband are swingers.