Scene
One: Dharma is talking with Cousin Stephanie about family dirt.
| |
Dharma
meets Greg's cousin Trey;
35 sec; 1.3 Meg. |
|
Just
then a guy, Trey, Greg's cousin, strolls into the room, he is
drinking a Bloody Mary, complete with celery stalk. He is very
smarmy, a stereotypical rich jerk soap character.
 TREY:
(Walking up to them) Hello Stephanie.
STEPHANIE: (Annoyed)
Hello Trey.
TREY: (Smarmy)
What, no kiss for your cousin.
She turns
her head in disgust.
TREY:
Oh, that's right you don't kiss men.
Stephanie appears to not be able to stand Trey. The two couisins
toss out insults, and throughout their exchange Dharma listens
on stunned. With his last remark she raises her eyebrows.
STEPHANIE:
Oh, I
kiss men.
She
turns to look at him. He gets the point and reacts.
DHARMA:
Ouch!
He
turns towards her and introduces himself.  He
is very smarmy; he then offers his hand and they shake.
TREY:
Excuse me, I don't think we met.
DHARMA: I'm Greg's
wife Dharma.
TREY: He's a lucky
man.... unless you cheat, in which case I'll wrestle Stephanie for
you.
He
flashes a smarmy grin. Dharma does not know what to think.
STEPHANIE:
You'll lose.
TREY: But I'll enjoy
every minute of it.
He
kisses Dharma's hand, and walks off. She grimaces. Stephanie groans.
Scene
Two: Dharma walks into the pool room, and finds Trey sitting
at the bar, pouring himself a drink.
| |
Trey
has a shocking secret;
1 min; 2.2 Meg. |
|
DHARMA:
Hey, I was looking for you.
TREY: Well, when you
find me.... (he lifts a glass of whiskey) give me this.
DHARMA: Look I wanted
to tell you (pauses for effect, hoping to trap him and cause him
to give himself away) there's a secret in this family. And I know
what it is.
Trey gives her a serious look, and then gives her shocking
news father and her mother-in-law.
TREY:
You mean that my father slept with Kitty before she met Edward.
DHARMA: Oh,wow.
We'll get back to that. No I was talking about you, Stephanie, and
Brent secretly trying to take over the company.
TREY:
As delightfully tedious as this sounds, I can't be bothered. You
see, I have only six months to live.
The ubiquitous organ music plays.
DHARMA:
Oh, my god that's awful.
TREY: Dying's not awful.
Awful is Bermuda when the cruise ships dock.
He
gives her a slight salute with his his drink.
He
then walks off. Just then Stephanie walks in. He stops and addresses
her.
TREY:
Stephanie!
STEPHANIE: Trey.
Stephanie
goes over to Dharma who is still shocked and upset about Trey's
announcement.
DHARMA:
Did you know that Trey has only six more months
to live?
STEPHANIE: (Smiling
with pleasure at the thought) Yes, it's marked
on my calendar.
Scene
Three: Later at Greg's father's birthday party, in stereotypical
soap fashion Dharma tries to out the family members who are trying
to double cross him. In the end, a shocking last minute revelation
occurs and the mystery is solved. |
