Episode Eighteen: The Odyssey Starring Jack Deveraux, Part I: Jack Escapes from the Castle, and Arrives at a Bavarian Village. [Air
date January 4th, 2005]
JACK:
Okay, just find Cassie, Jack! Find Cassie, and once you do, I want to
get the hell out of this god forsaken castle.... and get back to Salem.
(Looking around) And then, we're going to let eeevvverybody
know that Tony di Mera is alive and well.
JACK:
Ah, ah.....
JACK:
So, Tony does have people other than Cassie and me here.
JACK:
All right, not to worry!
JACK:
The woman's voice (pointing) came from this direction. Sooo (looking around)
If I'm going to find her I've got to start trying these doors.
JACK:
(Whispering) Hello?
JACK:
Let me try this one, right here.
VOICE:
Deveraux has escaped.
VOICE:
Do you hear me, Deveraux has escaped. Shout to kill if
necessary.
JACK:
I'm coming home, Jennifer. I'm coming home! As long as
the guards don't miss the spare uniform, I'll be in one piece.
JACK:
(Whisper) I'm free! I'm finally free! (Smiling) Jack
Deveraux has left the building.
JACK:
(Whisper) I'm free! I'm finally free! (Smiling) Jack
Deveraux has left the building.
Outside there is snow on the ground. Jack does not hesitate, he walks way.JACK: Okay, what do I do next? (Gesturing) I'm in some unknown foreign country disguised as a di Mera guard, (motioning each item) I've got no papers, no money, no passports. (Making gesturing indicating uncertainty) No idea where I am, really. (Sighing) And no idea how long until somebody notices I've escaped the di Mera Castle. Oh yes, and I'm freezing my buns off. (Swallowing and nodding his head) So far, so good.
JACK:
If
I stay out here any longer I'm either freeze to death.... or get arrested
for loitering. So, I, only, have, one option!
JACK:
So far, so good. (Looking around and smiles) And it's warm!
But I won't be able to stay long if I can't afford the price of a....
JACK:
I'm sorry, but I need this alot more than you do.
WAITRESS:
(With a German accent) How did you get out of the di Mera Castle?
JACK:
(With a slight accent) What makes you think that I'm from the.... di
(smiling) Mera.... Castle?
WAITRESS: Even the children in the Village. can recognize dhat uniform.
WAITRESS:
(Cont.) But the men who vear them varely get time off.
JACK:
(Now using a more German accent) Ah, well, ah, now that I.... know vhat
beautiful vaitresses vork here (smiling at her) I'll.... I'll vork much
harder to.... get off much more often, (grinning and laughing) ya!
WAITRESS: (Not impressed) What can I get you? JACK: Ah, (looking down at the small change he has) oh, un café (smiling and nodding). WAITRESS: Uh, hmm.
JACK:
Let's just hope.... that the owner of these.... stays
here a alot longer than I do!
JACK:
Tony bragged that all the police in the village were on his payroll,
but that doesn't mean they know what I look like. (Putting on the hat)
If I can get those two to take me to the American consulate.... (stops
realize how close he is to home) by tomorrow I can be home with my family.
(Adjusting the hat) It's worth the risk.
BART:
(From the cold) Uh, just a second pal.
BART: (Cont.) Have you seen this guy anywhere around tonight?
BART:
All right, thanks anyway.
BART:
Hey, fellows! (Calling to the bartender and speaking in German, gestures
to the policemen's table) Barkeep, zwei Biers! Zwei Biers . (Talking
to a bald policeman) Count di Mera always says, "A well greased
policeman is a friend forever."
BALD
POLICEMAN:
(Motioning, and speaking with a bad accent) Vhat can we help you vith.
BART: (Pointing) Well, somehow (gesturing) -- and it wasn't my fault -- one of the guests at the di Mera Castle has escaped. BART: (Cont.) Ah, this guest. Now, don't let the cute, dopey grim fool you, he's armed and dangerous.
BALD
POLICEMAN:
Annd your boss vants him back?
BART: Ah, (imitating the policeman's accent, indicating to the policeman he is right) gut, gut! (Back to talking normally) Although, between you and me, according to the count, "if he's dead, or alive" eh! (Looking from one cop to the other and grinning) If you get my drift.
JACK:
Oh, I, ah, (continuing to speak with an accent; pointing) I'll take that
over here. (Taking her by the elbow and leading her to put it down on
the bar) It's too lonely over there.
WAITRESS: Okay. JACK: (His accent seemed to have changed a little, it sounds a mix of German and Swedish) So, what do I owe you? WAITRESS: Two Euros. JACK: (Realizing that leaves him with little money) "Two Euros," uh.....
BART:
Hey! Hey! I had a feeling I'd find you
here!
BART:
Where have you been?
BART:
(Cont.) You are looking particularly
Schadenfreude tonight, Helga.
BART:
(Cont.) Oh, yeah, I've been working on the language thing.
BART:
(Cont.) When I realized I had to come down here tonight I was hoping
you would be on.
BART:
(Cont.) You know something, I want to know when that apron (gesturing
with his head) comes off tonight.
BART:
(Talking to Helga.) Hold that thought, mein Schatz! (Clearing his throat
and talking on the cell) Yeah? (looks nervous and suddenly becomes serious)
Yes, Sir, (correcting himself) Count, ah, (nervously) no, no, no, not...
not yet, Sir. (Pauses) Count, Count, I'm waay ahead
of you! The cops have the photo. And our man at the American consulate
will call if Deveraux shows up or contacts them. (Pauses) Roger, Dodger,
over and out! (Clearing his through and putting the cell away; then
talks to Helga. Sorry (Missing up the word) Fraudlein, duty calls. (Missing
up good-bye, trying to be cool) Auf freudisan, Baby.
JACK:
There's nobody I can trust. (He gets an idea) Except
Jennifer!
JACK:
Okay, let's see what a Euro can do.
The
phone continues to ring, as Jack anxiously waits for someone to answer.
Just then Jennifer's answering machine message kicks in, it is Jennifer's
voice. Jack is thrilled to hear her voice.
JENNIFER: Hey, we can't get to the phone, but you can leave a message after the beep for Jen, Abby or even Jack, Jr.... Jack
impatiently twirls his hand, hoping for the end of the message so he
can talk, since he realizes with one Euro he will not have much time.
JENNIFER:
(Cont.) ....and we'll get back to you.
[Air
date January 7th, 2005]
JACK:
Oh, I've got to find somebody to help me. (Rubbing himself for warmth)
Somebody, who's not on the di Mera pay roll, which
seems to be half the people in this town! Including
the police. (Reaching into his pocket) Oh, boy, I need some money!
JACK:
Oooh, Yes, I need a passport. (the coins in his fist) I need to get
back inside before I freeze to death. I just hope Bart doesn't come
back to look for me.
JACK:
Oh, darnit!
MALE
VOICE:
(With another bad accent) Hold it right there!
Jack:
(His
back to the guy) Ah, o...., Ya, (nervously) uh, you vere looking for
me?
POLICEMAN
#1:
You missed one!
JACK: (relieved, reaching for it) Ah, ah, ah, thank you. (Gesturing while trying stay concealed) Thank you. Er, excuse me.
POLICEMAN
#1: Vait
a minute! You look very familiar. Have we meet somevhere before?
POLICEMAN
#1:
I know I've seen you somevhere before! Vhere vas it?
POLICEMAN #1: Hey, you, okay?
JACK:
Ya! (Gibberish) TB! Ar....
JACK: You help me, Ya? (Coughing and hacking) POLICEMAN #2: No! Sorry, you just need to find a doktor! JACK:(Coughing the words) Help me!
JACK:
Excellent! (Admiring the money) Excellent, just enough money to get me
a hotel room, a place safe, and decide and think about my next move.
JACK:
Ah, umm.... (Speaking with an accent, nodding politely) Ah, hello, uh,
(gesturing) I would like a room (flashing one finger), uh, one night.
Uh, I pay cash and (drops the wallet) oh.... Ha (gesturing) I.... uh...
dropped it (shakes his hands) frozen fingahs (now his accents sounds Swedish)
ah, (throwing up has arms) I seem to be dropping alot of tings lately,
ah.
GUARD
#1:
(Grinning with pleasure) Gotch'ya!
JENNIFER:
(Deep sigh) Gosh, Gram, (crying and reaching for Alice's hand) I miss
him so much!
JENNIFER:
And the only person that is on my mind is Jack Deveraux!
He was the love of my life, Gram! And he always
will be!
GUARD:
Excuse me, you drop this.
JACK: (Trying to avoid looking at him directly) Ah, thank you.(He does a "thank you gesture" holding it).Thank you!
JACK:
Jah,
ah, (whispering) please, (gesturing) the room.... I.... I'm very
tired.
FRAU BLEUCHER: (Smiling and point to Jack) You're in luck! A man and a woman (referring to Bo and Billie) just walked in. They wanted two rooms. (Smiling) But I could see they belong togehtah. (Looking down coyly) You know. So I figured, (gesturing) vhat the hell, let them shhhare just one.
JACK:
Yes, well, very nice but if I--
FRAU BLEUCHER: (Interrupting him) I know, on a night like thiiis, a night not fit.....
FRAU
BLEUCHER: (Cont.) ....for man nor beast, (pointed to him
with her pen) there would be others coming (giggling; now gesturing),
and I hate so much to turn (gesturing for affect)
anyone away around. --
JACK: (Interrupting her) Yes, (sounding bored) yes, yes, as I said, but, I am very tired, if you could possibly give me a key. FRAU BLEUCHER: (She appears to hesitate) Okay! (Interlocking her figures together; embarrassed) To tell you the truth, the room is not ready. JACK: (In his annoyance he loses his accent) What! FRAU BLEUCHER: (Holding out her hands) Oh, my maid, she had to go home, she was sick. By my daughter (putting her hands together and pointing with her fingers), she's cleaning right now. JACK: Ye.... ye.... yes, I.... I.... I.... I... I'm . not (gesturing) picky-- RAU BLEUCHER: (Interrupting) Ah, ah, will you have a seat the bar? (Gesturing) It will just be a few more minutes. JACK: Ah, yeah, I.... I.... I go to zee bar and yo.... yo.... you tell me when the room is ready? FRAU BLEUCHER: (Nodding) Yes! JACK: Ah.
JACK:
Soon, Jennifer, soon!
FRAU
BLEUCHER:
How you like the strudel, gut, ha?
JACK: Gut, ya, ya! Gut, gut, very gut! Ah....
JACK:
Ah (walking over to the desk) i... i.... iz, the room iz ready, ya?
FRAU BLEUCHER: (Writing, and motions) Almost! JACK: "Almost?" FRAU BLEUCHER: (Nodding in the affirmative) Hmmm! JACK: Could you tell me where the to.... toilet iz? FRAU BLEUCHER: (Pointing) Ah, trouh dhere. JACK: (Speaking softly and his normal accent) Through there, (returning to the accent) thank you! (Covering his face) Thank you.
JACK:
(Cont.;
clearing his throat) Thank you very much. Thank you!
BILLIE:
Oh, watch it!
JACK:
Ah, (gesturing) now?
FRAU BLEUCHER: Sorry just a few more minutes. JACK: (Frustrated) "A few more minutes," Ya! (Walking off) Ya!
JACK:
(Rushing) Jennifer, it's me, it's
Jack! I'm alive! An.... (Frantically
before the phone cuts off) And I'm coming home to you! I.... I.... I
don't know how yet, but I'm going to do it! There's
nobody here I can trust, but I'm gonna find a way. I'm coming back to
you, and Abigail, and Jack,
Jr. That's a promise!
JACK:
Maybe I should try her again? (Looking
down) No! I have to be careful. Di Mera may have
her phone tapped. She'll get my message! And she'll know.... she'll
know I'm coming home.
Scene Eleven: Billie is sitting at the bar drinking coffee, facing a mirror, her back turned to the back of the barroom. She happens to glance at the mirror. She notices something, which shocks her. BILLIE:
Oh, my God! |