[Air
date February, 9th, 2005]
Scene One: Jennifer is alone at home. The lights are out, except for a small lamp by the couch. She is waking around the room embracing something, wearing her robe and pajamas. She sniffles, apparently she has been crying, as she nears the couch we see it is a framed photo. She sits down on the couch, and continues to gaze upon the photo. It is of Jack [Funny, but everyone's photo, hers, the one in Abigail's room and the one Bart is showing everyone are all the same photos] She runs her finger over the photo.JENNIFER: Oooohhh..... JENNIFER: Oohh, Jack! (Looking upwardly) I would give anything for you to be with me right now!
JACK:
(Muttering, most is hard to hear) ....D rat ....miserable captains....
"captain, O, Captain" [??? Walt Whitman's poem about Lincoln???]
CAPTAIN:
DEVERAUX!
JACK:
WHHHAAAA?
JACK:
(Addressing the Captain) Ah, ah, yes, Sir! Wha.... Wha....
What can I do for you, Sir?
CAPTAIN: We have a little problem here.
JACK:
Ahh, is there a problem, Sir?
CAPTAIN: I'll tell you what the "problem" is, (pointing to Jack) you're in big trouble!
JACK:
Wait a minute, I thought we had a deal h--?!
CAPTAIN:
Look at this shirt! Hu h, (he looks he looks down at
his own shirt) it's as stiff as a board! (Gesturing)
Now, did I or did I not tell you easy
on the starch?!
JACK:
Sorry, you're right, I'm jus.... it's just really difficult
when .... when you (picking up a plastic gallon bottle filled with blue
liquid) try to mix up the starch (holding the bottle up and pointing to
the tub) in the water by hand (Jack demonstrates by pretending to pour
the starch into the tub). (Chuckling) You see, usually
(puts down the bottle).... usually (gesturing trying to mime) You know,
I.... I.... I take (continuing to mime) a spray bottle
of starch and I iron and it's so much....
CAPTAIN: (Trying to silence him) whoa! JACK: (Cont.) easier to control-- CAPTAIN: Wait a minute, wait a minute (puts the cigar back in his mouth, puts his arm around Jack), now you never told me you knew how to iron!
JACK:
I'm sorry, Captain, but this is where I draw the line.
JACK:
I don't care if I have to walk the plank, no ironing!
And I don't do portholes either! And that's final!
CAPTAIN: (Holding his cigar) Oh, really? (Walk close to him, and pointing) and need I remind you, that you're working off your passage here in trade! And should the pledge go unfulfilled, (pointing behind him) I keep you from disembarking. (Putting the cigar back in his mouth) And put you back from whence you came!
JACK:
Well,
now that you mention it.... ah, I don't mind ironing at all. (Gesturing)
Fact, I.... I love it! In fact, I.... I, ha ha, can't
get enough of it.
CAPTAIN: (Chewing on his cigar) I thought as much. JACK: Look I just got a question, just one question, whatever happened to (gesturing and talking melodramatically) "give me your tired, your poor, huddled masses?" CAPTAIN: (Laughing) Yeah, Lady Liberty, right! (Taking off his shirt) Well, she won't be long. JACK: (Overjoyed) "She won't be long?" You mean we're close? (Getting more and more excited) We're almost home? CAPTAIN: (Handing him the shirt) Yeah, like I said, it won't be long, (not moved) it's just another port. (About to walk away) Carry on! (Stops, gestures) eh.... eh.... easy on the starch.
JACK:
Aye, aye (putting up his hand) ay.... aye, aye Captain! Aye, Aye!....
Aye, Aye, Jennifer, (like a pirate) arrrrr.
JACK: Ohhh, it won't be long, now! I'm coming home, Jennifer! I'm coming home! (Sighing) I'm home.
JULIE:
You knnoooww, maybe you need (getting up to leave) more time alone. I
would love to watch Jack, Jr. for you!
JENNIFER: (Getting up too) Oh, no, Julie, please, (putting out her hand), thank you, but being alone is the last thing that I need right now. (Putting her hands on her robe's pockets, with a slight smile) And taking care of Jack, Jr. is one of the few joys I have these days. JULIE: (Trying to do something to comfort her) There must be something I can do? JENNIFER: ( Titling her head and looking up) Well, no unless you know of a way to bring my husband back. JULIE: O, Darling.
JACK: Detergent?! (Sighs) Time to get the Detergent
JACK:
Heey, (picking it up, looking at it) wait a minute! (Thinking) If we're
getting that close to land (trying to turn it on) maybe I can finally
get this thing to work.
Jack
has turned it on, there is some static.
JACK:
Huh.
DISK
JOCKEY:
Weather tonight in Salem is clear and calm.
![]() DISK JOCKEY: We return now to another uninterrupted.... JACK: (Becoming more thrilled) Salem! DISK JOCKEY: ....hour of music for your listening pleasure.
JACK:
Salem! Salem, I'm getting a signal from Salem! Huh, finally....
JACK:
Huh, I'm coming home, Jennifer. Huh, I'm coming home!
(Sighs) I'm going to be home before you know it.
JENNIFER:
I love you sooo much, Jack!.... And
even though you are gone, I can still feel your love for me.
JENNIFER:
(Cont.; smiling) And right now, I feel it soooo strongly,
it is almost like you're here. (Pausing for a few moments,
and then looking back at the photo) Uh, who knows, maybe.... maybe in
some way are.
[Air
date February, 22nd, 2005]
JACK:
Look, I told you when I came aboard that it was urgent
that I get back to Salem!
CAPTAIN: Hey, we're all anxious to reach land. (Gesturing) But there is a bad storm in the East and I had to (puts the cigar back in his mouth) change course. JACK: (Concerned) So, where are we headed? CAPTAIN: (Blows smoke and then takes the cigar out of his mouth) South America. JACK: No?! CAPTAIN: (Nods and chuckles) Yeah. JACK: No! (Furious) LOOK THE ONLY REASON THAT I'M (hitting the laundry) STINKING LAUNDRY FOR THIS STINKING CREW SO THAT I CAN GET BACK TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. CAPTAIN: (Emphazing each point with his cigar) Yeah, and with no money, and no passport you're a little short on options, wouldn't you say? JACK: (Exhaling loudly, throws down a sheet) Damit! (Walking around for god's sake this team can't handle foul weather.
CAPTAIN:
Mother Nature can be a cruel lady. Since I am captain of this tin can,
(dumps out a duffle bag full of clothes) I'm ordering
you to get these clothes back to me, pronto! And don't
forget, (gesturing) easy on the starch!
JACK: (Sarcastically imitating him, talking at the same time) "Easy on the starch." CAPTAIN AND JACK: (Jack sarcastically) And nicely ironed! JACK: (Jack hits the table, in anger) I hate ironing!
CAPTAIN:
(Gesturing with his cigar) You know I think you need, an attitude transplant.
If you ever hope to (emphasizing it with his cigar) set foot
on U.S. soil you'll have to suck it up lie the rest
of us!
JACK:
I gotta get out of here, (gesturing pacing around) fast!
I got to get back to Jennifer and Abigail and the baby! One way or the
other.
JACK:
What the hell?
BART: They make an attractive couple, don't they?
JACK:
That's St. Luke's but it doesn't look like they're
getting married.
BART: (Turning to Jack) Oh, maybe not today, but according to the Count it's just a matter of time. (Gesturing) I mean, they're already shacking up.
BART:
(Cont.) And with Patrick playing World's Coolest Daddy to Abigail
and Jack, Jr., (gesturing) you just know, (pointing)
before long, (pointing to the screen) he's going to be going to be Hubby
Number Two.
JACK:
I can't let that happen.
JACK:
(Softly) I.... (More loudly) I got to figure out a way to get back home
before it's too late.
JACK:
What if that jerk Bart is right, what if I make it back to Salem only
to find.... Jennifer is already involved with that Patrick character?!
Hah....
JACK:
Naaaww, she couldn't, she couldn't do that!
JACK:
Could she?
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JACK:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
JACK:
No, no, no she'd never (working again) no (shaking his
head) no!
JACK:
(In frustration) Ahha....
JACK:
(Sighing) I gotta get off this ship before I drive myself crazy.
JACK:
.... or put a hole in his shirt.
JACK:
(Muttering) Jennifer and Patrick Lockhart (shaking his head) no
way!
JACK:
Patrick isn't Jack, Jr.'s father....
JENNIFER: Oh, my God! JACK: (Cont.) ....I am! JENNIFER: Jack, Oh?!
JACK:
What
are you doing? Take your hands off my wife!
JACK:
Oohhhh!
JACK:
No! (Putting up his hands, gesturing) No!
JACK:
Ahh.
JENNIFER: (In ecstasy) Jack!
JACK:
Jennifer!
JENNIFER: Is it really you? JACK: It's me, Jennifer. It's me. JENNIFER: No, I must be dreaming.
JACK:
No, Jennifer's,it's not a dream! (Gently shaking her)
It's me, I told you I was going to be here.
JENNIFER: What do you mean?-- JACK: I was coming back to you.... JENNIFER: You told me..... JACK: (Cont.) ....and the kids. JENNIFER: (Cont.) ....what do you mean.... You told me?
JACK:
I told you in the phone machine. I left you a message right here.... (pointing
to the answering machine) right here in the phone machine.
JENNIFER: You didn't leave me a message! I didn't get a message, Jack! JACK: Patrick! JENNIFER: What?! JACK: (Looking at them) Patrick erased it!
PATRICK:
I
didn't erase anything!
JENNIFER:: No, Jack, really. ![]()
PATRICK:
Now, that is not true--
JACK: (Putting up his hand) No.... no.... no, the only truth is that I'm home now. And I want my family back. (Turning to Jennifer) But that really is up to you. (Pointing both his hands at her) You decide, Jennifer, who do you want? Him or me?
JENNIFER:
O, God, how can you even say that! You know I want to be with you, Jack!
JACK:
Do you?
JENNIFER: Yes, I do! (Full of emotion) You are husband! Your the father of my children.(Caressing his cheek) You're the love of my life, Jack! PATRICK: Jennifer!? JENNIFER: Patrick, knows! He knows that I never stopped loving you all the time! JACK: I saw you with him, Jennifer! I saw (his voice cracking).... through the window (hurt) before I came in, I saw!
JENNIFER:
No, I know! Patrick and I got closer because I thought that I had lost
you forever, Jack. But.... You are my.... one
true love!
JENNIFER:
(Cont.)
I'm so glad you're home!
JENNIFER:
Oh my God!
JENNIFER:
Do you hear that? Do you hear that? I have the most
wonderful surprise for you! O, Jack!
JENNIFER:
Your daddy's home, yeah!
JENNIFER:
Yeah, he is! No, it's okay. It's going to be okay!
JACK:
Well, Patrick, old buddy....
JENNIFER:
You're
going be with your daddy, Yeah! Shuuusssh!
JACK:
(Cont.) ....I think you need to get your things together, and I think
you need to leave, because you not really welcome here
anymore.
JENNIFER: Ssshhh, it's okay! PATRICK: You think I'm just going to walk away? JACK: (Smiling confidently) If you're smart, yes! PATRICK: No, I'm sorry, I can't do that! See I love Jennifer, too. JACK: Well, maybe you didn't hear her, she said (smiling) she loves me and not you! PATRICK: Oh what do you expect her to say you show up out of the blue! JACK: No, no not "out of the blue," (gesturing) I called on the answer machine! But (indicating with his finger) you know that! Don't you! PATRICK: (Scoffs) I didn't hear or erase anything!
PATRICK:
(Cont.) Now, I'm sure she doesn't want to hurt you, Jack, she obviously
cares about you. You've been gone for a long time,
and she needed someone! JACK:
(Hurt) And then you became so much more.
JACK:
I've got to get Lockhart out of Jennifer's life! The only way to do that,
is to haul ass back to Salem!
CAPTAIN:
Well, Mate, this is your lucky day after all!
JACK:
How's that?
CAPTAIN: Forecast changed, we're back on course. JACK: YEEESS!
JACK:
YEEESS!
CAPTAIN:
When we get States' side we'll be docking at a port not far from Salem.
Aye, th.... (picking out the shirt) this is a niiccee
job! You finally got that starch just right.
JACK: (Slightly sarcastically) So now we're happy. CAPTAIN: Uh, yeah (plops down the shirt) you're doing a good job. (Picking up a pile of pressed clothes) You'll be home before you know it.
JACK:
You hear that, Jennifer?.... I'm on my way!
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